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Your grandpa’s Santa wasn’t some health nut. Your grandpa’s Santa stunk. He had cancer. His fingers were yellow. He coughed so hard you could hear the phlegm gurgling in his fat chest.

Your grandpa’s Santa was a smoker. And we’re not talking about a corn cob pipe. We’re talking cigarettes.

Don’t smoke, people. Seriously. Just look at the Santa of these vintage cigarette ads. Does he look like the kind of dude you’d want hanging out in your living room while you’re sleeping?

Don’t smoke. Don’t start. Don’t.

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