All U.S. Presidents have engendered conspiracy theories, but Barack Obama is the king — and we don’t mean he wants to establish a monarchy, although we’re sure that’s on the list too.

Is Barack Obama a secret Muslim? Does he hate capitalism? Was he even born in this country? And most pressing: Is he a lizard? The list goes on and on.

Thankfully, the good folks at Mother Jones have compiled almost every Obama conspiracy ever. Take a good look at a lot of crazy.