Does Jose Canseco really need an introduction? Bash Brother. Mr. 40/40. Admitted steroid user. MMA fighter. Narcissistic guy with a serious persecution complex. That guy.

Canseco has taken a serious ride on the Twitter crazy train these past few months. We’re not the first to notice. No way we’ll be the last. But we invite you to take a good look at the collected wisdom of Jose Canseco. You just might learn something.